Things I feel guilty or regretful about right now

KEY (1)
* = Regretful
@}—}—- = Guilty

1. I haven’t read Michael Pollan’s piece in the NYT. @}—}—-

2. I heard it’s 8000 words long and I work in publishing and I can’t decide whether or or not that’s really long. @}—}—-

3. I wrote the following notes on what was going to be my first plebiscite post months ago, and now I don’t know what they mean: *

Domestic discord
Panko dense loaf
A real loaf

Smashed potato days at downtown
Beer pong shit show

4. I actually do know what they mean, but I’m too lazy/embarrassed to write that post now. Maybe I will later. @}—}—-

5. Eating a Vietnamese “seven courses of beef” meal with JB, then drinking seven courses of whiskey and PBR on a Monday night. *

6. I’m supposed to edit a piece on the slaughter of post-bullfight bulls for MP, but I haven’t gotten to it yet, and now I’m on the verge of indulging myself with an equally unproductive Tuesday night, albeit without seven courses of anything except maybe Mario Kart (hey ohhh), which makes me feel less guilty but not that much less guilty. *

7. Carnitas burrito from Buen Sabor. @}—}—- (2)

 

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(2) Feeling most regretful about this.