Something Delicious, Something Hilarious

It’s almost time to close up shop and I have yet to post deliciousness or hilarity, so I am posting a leetle beet of both. Both come from my latest live-action graphic novel adaptation, Ying Ying in Shanghai.

Dry-fried dumplings from Yang’s in Shanghai

Pickle me, Elmo

Are you happy now? Jesus.

Coming up next: tasso ham & crime drama shows.

Almost a Ham and Cheese Croissant

I almost hit two bikers eight bikers on the way to work this morning. One called me a “douche,” another said “sorry.” Ate a ham and cheese croissant from Four Barrel as penance.(1) I remember croissants having more flavor before I almost killed someone.

Anyway, I didn’t take a picture of the croissant, because I don’t know anything about blogging. I promise I’ll post a picture of something hilarious or delicious today.
 

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(1) Today’s croissant was of the hexagonal breed. This, apparently, is the latest in Scandinavian ergonomic croissant design. Peekaboo windows for easy identification as H&C or veggie. Cursory Google search results for “different croissant shape” reveal nothing as to its origins. Apparently the integral of a crescent roll v. that of a croissantagon reveals much more passenger room in the latter.