Inside joke of the night

Overheard.

Quintus Magnus: We should have gone to Limón.

Peg: I know. We can afford it now because Obama’s president.

Plebiscite: Obama may be president, but Eli’s still the boss.

Papardelle 8

It’s not over, dude. LA and SF are barely accounted for. Don’t give up hope. Yes we candybar.

Update: In other words, there are less than 4 million votes on prop 8 accounted for, and there were over 12.4 million cast in 2004. There’s a lot of counting to do.

Also: Obama’s ahead by 3.3% in Montana. What the hell?

Bolognese

I’m making celebratory bolognese papardelle tomorrow night. Let’s fucking do this. Seriously, come over.

Random observations:

Chuck Todd is scared of his own shadow.

McCain could probably have won if whoever wrote his concession speech wrote all his other ones.

Evidently the only places celebrating Obama’s victory tonight are: Harlem, Atlanta, Grant Park, and this “Election Plaza” in New York City. What do they eat in Election Plaza?

I was wrong about Jim Martin, but Florida should’ve been called way earlier.

If there are any Senate runoffs, we have to fucking keep shit moving dude. No letdown, or else landslide-reaction votes are going to lose us seats.

Pete: While I thank Ohio for coming to their senses, let us not forget the fat phat 55 electoral votes from my Cali folk. Hollaback girl.

Last thing to note (via Ira from Montana): Is fucking Montana going BLUE? Hellzena yeah

OH DID YOU THINK I WAS DONE?

Let’s watch prop 8. I’m afraid of the Sunday sermon effect. I think I was wrong about Jim Martin. These bitches are scared to call Florida, but that shit is over. Virginia, too. I’m so hungry. I fear that any run-offs are going GOP. We have to ride the wave TONIGHT.

Anybody want to get some food?

I’m calling Florida and Virginia retroactively four hours ago. Let’s go to Limon Rosticeria and get blasted on Sangria and chicken meat.

6:16 PST: 7 point swing in Broward County, Florida. Cafe Cubano is delicious. Eli is probably going to owe me five bucks. I think 2x as many voters in M-D county this year.

6:21 PST: I love Jim Beam. I think Jim Martin has a legit shot in Georgia.

6:29 PST: Arepas or Virginian Ham. One of these two are going to be called in the next 15–20 minutes. I’m thinking Florida, but all those TV bitches are probably scared.

Chuck Wagon

Chuck Todd is a fucking moron.

12:30AM this morning

Let’s remember who called this shortly after midnight.

Peanut Butter and KY Jelly

I think McConnell is going to hold in Kentucky. It’s close, but a lot of Dem counties have reported and are weaker than they were in ‘04.

Israeli couscous

Lior says to pay attention to Al Franken and McConnell in Kentucky. Two unlikelies, but you know, we need them for 60.

Georgia peaches….

…are probably gross. If MSNBC wants to call Georgia this early, I’m going to point out the 10-point swing in Laurens County. CNN is calling PA for Obama. Lake County is coming in in Indiana, too.