Plebiscite

Dispatch from Tummyache Central

November 6, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m going to post later about Barackagnese, but I just want to provide an update on the Is-raw-milk-okay-for-chrissypoo debate. The supposed enzymes in raw milk that were ostensibly making raw milk okay for chrissypoo decided to call it quits around 3am. Now, Simon pointed out that cooking the milk may have taken the raw out of raw milk. Maybe that was it. I’ll also admit I was feeling pretty defiant last night and may have brazenly been chugging milk from the container. Maybe that was it. Bottom line is: It turns out that I’m not only lactose intolerant, but evidently I hate lactose. I’m an anti-lactite.

Lactose is taking away American jobs.

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