Relapse

I could not maintain my BiRite boycott. Failure bowl:

Soup

Bacon Jacket

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Jay led me to this today:

from Bacon Today

I said it looks like the turducken is wearing a bacon jacket.

Jay said “bacon jacket” sounds like a sexual act.

I said a “bacon jacket” is when you wrap [bleep] [blip] [blap] another [blop] [applesauce].

This Thanksgiving, Plebiscite encourages everyone to gather around the hearth with family and friends, and try to come up with your own naughty “bacon jacket” definition. Post them here, or at babysfirstkiss.wordpress.com.

That is all.

 

Also coming soon: Miami Part Three of Three Parts

Four days back in San Francisco

…and still BiRite-sober! Lord, let me make it through another day without spending $300 on a jar of BiRite fairy farts.