Harvesting the passion (Liveblogging my Martini 3/3)
November 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Sheeho asks why I can’t put my phone down and liveblog on two-hour delay. You know what I think? I think Fuck you, Sheeho.
Some couple is sitting at our former table. No tree in sight. Martini!
*Update* Overheard: “Be careful with that rocking horse. Mucho MUCHO dinero.”
No mon, no fun. –your son (Liveblogging my Martini 2/3)
November 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Where the hell is this tree? Has it absconded with my next martini? Oh here’s a wreath. Whocares.org/wreaths
Liveblogging my martini
November 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Montage Hotel, Laguna Beach. Hendrick’s martini. We were asked to swap tables, which is a fo pa (it’s French), but it’s cool, given how extenuating these circumstances are. (what? I just extenuated that word). They’re bringing a gigantic Christmas tree in. I will only relocate my martini for Christmas trees.
We’ll see if this tree is really coming, or just an excuse to move me to the back of the luxury hotel bus.
Another martini soon.

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