(via Peg):
Yuck it up, you maple and sage –eating Northerners. Get your cheap laughs out of a good Southern man trying to feed his family. Me, I agree with him. Why Jimmy Dean decided to switch over to that fucking pussy roll of sausage is beyond me. How am I supposed to feed my family of one with 12 ounces of sausage? I’ve pooped out bigger sausage rolls, for Chrissake.
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Pete Sellers // January 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm
This is BY FAR THE YUCKIEST POST EVER. WORSE THAN NEIL’S BIRTH BLOG.
brittney // January 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm
This is the best thing ever.
“Fucking Pussy Roll of Sausage” — Sparkwood & 21 // January 13, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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apkeats // January 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm
this is what the internet was made for!
Heather // January 28, 2009 at 9:09 pm
i will never get sick of listening to this. i think it’s my uncle joe?
plebiscite // January 29, 2009 at 10:28 am
It is pretty special, I agree. Uncle Joe sounds… awesome?